Can't We All Just Get Along?
Hopefully the "Jason Vargas Experiment" is over. The Colorado Rockies went LAPD on him last night in an 11-3 beatdown. Rodney King even thought it was excessive. Those types of ass kickings are usually reserved for The Cardinal Fan and a cat. Vargas "earned" the start after The Cardinal Fan put Ollie on the DL and instead of walking to a pitchers mound at Coors Field, he wandered into an abandoned underground basement into Fight Club 2: The Revenge of Tyler Durden. Maybe the Mets can swing a trade for Anthony Reyes, I hear he's not busy these days. How bad did Vargas pitch do you ask? He gave up 5 hits to Kaz Matsui bad. KAZ MATSUI!!
Luckily for the Mets, they play in the worst division in baseball. After another 3 game losing streak, they still hold a 4 game advantage over the Scareds and the Cheesesteaks stay 5 behind after both lost as well last night.
El Duque and The Fogg go at it tonight as the Mets try and avoid a sweep. (To the Rockies?)
2 comments:
The Cardinal fan loves the Jew jokes.... The Lone Met Fan loves to hear about cat whippins...
Great job on the fight club pic. I taught you well padawan.
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