Trends

If you've watched the Mets all year, and especially in the last 3 games, you will have noticed some trends taking place.

#1. Winning series. This is a good trend. One with value and if one so choosed, one with a high monetary value in a place like Vegas. Look up Mets winning trends, see that their wins are shooting up the charts, place some money, BAM, you make money.

#2. Jose Reyes is a thief. He stole his 29th base tonight. This is also a good trend. Reyes gets on, he pilfers bases, Mets score runs, more runs means more wins. More wins means more revenue. (See above)

#3. Mets Futures Market is trending upward. Underdeveloped stock like Carlos Gomez, Joe Smith, John Maine, Oliver Perez, and Mike Pelfry have all seen plenty of action this year. The Mets future in these players is trending upward which means more wins, more etc., etc., etc.

#4. Mets present stock in outfield is disturbingly unstable. Moises Alou stumbled first with various geriatric ailments, Shawn Green fell next with a damaged foot, and tonight the disturbing trend continued with Carlos Beltran tweaking his knee in a collision at 1st base. 100% of the outfield market is now hurt. NOT A GOOD TREND. If your invested in this group, I advise you to call your analyst and buy stock in Endy Chavez, Carlos Gomez, and Ben Johnson while the price is low.

#5. Continued trend of allowing 2 runs in the 1st inning. Again, not a good trend. This obviously puts the Mets future 9 innings of winning baseball in doubt. Which means Carlos Beltran will try that much harder to bust it down to 1st base on a grounder (you reading this Barry Bonds?). Which means dangerous collisions with crappy Giant stockholders occur leaving future earnings in doubt.

Following these trends and this reliable source, still a good bet to buy stock in these Mets making a World Series run.

4-2 win tonight with the Braves off moves the Mets another .5 ahead. Start a 3 game set with Diamondbacks tomorrow.

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